...because you look like death..

...all day, e'erday.

I know that we live in the Pacific Northwest and all, but most guys prefer girls with a pulse.

(unless you're a necrophiliac) - but who does that?!

XOXO-

C

...because you will bake cookies...

.....For your friends, so they will play D&D with you.

I mean, D&D is cool and all....

if you're a Fremlin.

(or a 14 year old boy with acne)

"I'm going to destroy the shit out of you and you're army with my meteor swarm!"

It's a horrible truth, but I would definitely deem this as a "this is why you're single dot com" kind of moment.

-C