because you explain your underwear as...

being like a cassette tape. It has an A and B side, 

when one side gets dirty you just flip it.

Saying things like that are probably the reasons of why I'm single.

-K

because you look stupid

end of sentence. 

There may be an explanation for this, but the bottom line is...this is probably why you're single.

-K

Because you show up at the bar with a balloon tied around your wrist

and insist on telling everyone it's your birthday.

Not to mention sticking it under your dress to make it look like a pregnant woman

 using her unborn child as a drink rest.

"I stole this from an 80 y/o man!"-Claudia

"Claudia, he gave it to you!"-Krystal

"And then asked for your number."-Isela

All of the above is probably why you're single.

-C

...because you make these faces

while telling a joke.

All my life I've been chubby, my daddy is chubby, my mama is chubby, and even our dog is chubby. One day my daddy asked if I wanted to ride on the motorcycle with him. He kept going faster and faster and faster...

and I was like "slow down daddy!"

It was more funny in the moment... but probably not, so I'm guessing this is why we're single.

-K