and insist on telling everyone it's your birthday.
Not to mention sticking it under your dress to make it look like a pregnant woman
using her unborn child as a drink rest.
"I stole this from an 80 y/o man!"-Claudia
"Claudia, he gave it to you!"-Krystal
"And then asked for your number."-Isela
All of the above is probably why you're single.
-C
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