Monday, July 11, 2011

Because you show up at the bar with a balloon tied around your wrist

and insist on telling everyone it's your birthday.


Not to mention sticking it under your dress to make it look like a pregnant woman
 using her unborn child as a drink rest.

"I stole this from an 80 y/o man!"-Claudia
"Claudia, he gave it to you!"-Krystal
"And then asked for your number."-Isela

All of the above is probably why you're single.

-C

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