..because you're more consumed...

with finding Waldo, Wenda, Mustache and Whitebeard,

than the social gathering happening around you.

"Found Waldo!" -Claudia

"Why can't we find the wizard?!" -Krystal

Finding entertainment in kid's picture books is probably why you're single dot com. 

-C

...because you pass out

on the kitchen floor.

and insist on running into every wall before making it into your room. 

Next Day: 

"Did I puke or was that just a dream?" 

"I don't remember anything" -K

This is most likely why you're single dot com

-C

We Regret to Inform You..

........That this lovely lady Isela is no longer single, and therefore will

no longer be mentioned in this blog.

At least one of us did something right.

Even though she makes goofy faces in little hats.

It's been a good run my friend!

-C