Because you search for earthworms on the sidewalk...

..and throw them back in the dirt to save them from death by dehydration.

"There's one!  Nope, that's a twig.  There's one! Nope, that's a twig." -Claudia and Isela

"Oligochaeta!!" -Claudia

Bug nerditude is probably why you're single dot com

-C

....because you collect bugs and display them on your wall.

Though butterflies are pretty, displaying them on your wall could be why you're single.

Just sayin. 

-K

....because you tell some guys you have a girlfriend.

To keep the creeps away you tell them you have a girlfriend...

people talk. 

Probablywhyyouresingledotcom

-K

Because you're considering....

........Speed Dating!!!

(And it's too expensive)

-C

...because you smoke

...hookah in a Cosby sweater.

Quotes of the night:

"I wish I was Gandolf so I can blow ships out my mouth". -Isela O.

"Let's just go home and take muscle relaxers and see who can stay up the longest". -Claudia R.

....And that's why you're single dot com.

-K

...because you pretend to...

...be monsters in the dark corner of a bar.

-K

This Is The Beginning...

I guess you could say that this blog is the beginning of an onward journey at realizing why me and my two friends/housemates, Krystal and Isela, three awesome females, are still single (an awareness, if you will).  It all started at our local dive, drinking and having fun, but then turned into a drunken debauchery of us being ridiculous and yelling to the world "This is why you're single dot com".  And then the vision occurred, we will take pictures and document our tomfoolery by making a blog in hopes to someday look back, and hopefully realize what we're doing wrong.  But for now, we will just have a good time, laugh at ourselves, and hope that we can get some people laughing with us (not at us) too.

Sincerely Yours,
Claudia