Because you search for earthworms on the sidewalk...

..and throw them back in the dirt to save them from death by dehydration.

"There's one!  Nope, that's a twig.  There's one! Nope, that's a twig." -Claudia and Isela

"Oligochaeta!!" -Claudia

Bug nerditude is probably why you're single dot com

-C